THE FAREWELL
This made me piss my pants the other night at my farewell drinks.
Peers came out of the toilets shaking his head and ashen faced as if he’d just seen the loch ness monster.
“Dubya has a massive tool. It’s ginormous!” he announced.
“What the hell are you going about P?”
“I’m in the men’s taking a piss when I hear Dubya come in. He goes into a cubicle changes his mind and saunters over to the urinal two down from mine. He pulls his todger out and holds it in his hand. Looks across to me and says “Have you seen one like that before?” He moves over too the urinal next to mine and says “Go on then, have a closer look”.
“It was enormous! I feel thoroughly inadequate”
Peers came out of the toilets shaking his head and ashen faced as if he’d just seen the loch ness monster.
“Dubya has a massive tool. It’s ginormous!” he announced.
“What the hell are you going about P?”
“I’m in the men’s taking a piss when I hear Dubya come in. He goes into a cubicle changes his mind and saunters over to the urinal two down from mine. He pulls his todger out and holds it in his hand. Looks across to me and says “Have you seen one like that before?” He moves over too the urinal next to mine and says “Go on then, have a closer look”.
“It was enormous! I feel thoroughly inadequate”
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