SPANKING THE SEA MONKEYS
I have a confession to make. After years of hearing references to sea monkeys on American TV and movies to this day I have erroneously believed that this was an American euphemism for ejaculate. After thinking about this logically I realised that selling sperm to kids is probably illegal in most countries and plus not very educational nor fun for the kiddies. So what is a sea monkey? It’s brine shrimp. Whale food. Well fancy that.
posted by Hooner at 8:12 pm
1 Comments:
Somebody should sue the people who sell Sea Monkeys, it's false advertising. And besides, they must up the price of these shrimp to sell them as "sea monkeys", which I'm sure is un-ethical business practice. Much like how packaging Windows with a PC should be illegal.
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