JOKES

I’m horrible at telling them and even more horrible at writing them but I have a sure fire way of writing a winner.

There was a Rabbi, Priest and the Dalai Lama sitting in a………..

Potential punchlines

Something about Jewish people being tight with money, something about priests molesting small boys or something about the Chinese invasion of Tibet in 1950 and subsequent cultural genocide that still goes on to this day.

or

There was a Japanese guy, English guy and Australian guy standing in a…………

Potential punchlines

Something about an inability to pronounce their r’s and l’s properly (supplies!), something about bad teeth and mad dogs or something about the betrayal of young stupid Australians by our federal police force that has led to life imprisonment or the death penalty for these young stupid Australians or how Jackboot Johnny Howard doesn’t like Muslims.

See you can’t go wrong.