MISS UNIVERSE MY ASS!
I’m pissed off. Absolutely spewing. Once again, Miss Universe has typically shown itself to be one of the most morally bankrupt and corrupt competitions we all know it to be. Every year we see the same “so ugly I can’t believe you could call them” women from South or Central America taking out the crown. I can’t remember the last time an Asian woman won Miss Universe and before you even try to correct me India is NOT part of Asia.
I immediately demand an inquest, a chook raffle, a recount even. I’m not a nutty conspiracy theorist. I hated Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory but a quick look over the judges reveals that seven of the eleven are men. Has anyone heard of the term sexual favours?
Taking an even closer look at the judges
Amelia Vega (Aha!!!)
Marc Cherry
Claudia Jordan
James Lesure
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (Sampras!!!)
Maria Celeste-Arraras (Aha!!!!)
Patrick McMullan
Santino Rice (Just a surname not his food preference)
Sean Yazbeck
Emmitt Smith
Tom Green
Not one Asian amongst them and I have it on very good authority that Tom Green has a raging hard on for Latino women. I read it in a magazine I found on the Tube.
Need I say anymore………
I immediately demand an inquest, a chook raffle, a recount even. I’m not a nutty conspiracy theorist. I hated Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory but a quick look over the judges reveals that seven of the eleven are men. Has anyone heard of the term sexual favours?
Taking an even closer look at the judges
Amelia Vega (Aha!!!)
Marc Cherry
Claudia Jordan
James Lesure
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (Sampras!!!)
Maria Celeste-Arraras (Aha!!!!)
Patrick McMullan
Santino Rice (Just a surname not his food preference)
Sean Yazbeck
Emmitt Smith
Tom Green
Not one Asian amongst them and I have it on very good authority that Tom Green has a raging hard on for Latino women. I read it in a magazine I found on the Tube.
Need I say anymore………
posted by Hooner at 9:40 pm
3 Comments:
I think the judges are just scared to pick an asian just in case it turns out to be one of those "hot" thai man-ladies (like the ones Yudesh used to send 'round via email years ago).
[P.S. Was that too offensive??]
Why should they be penalised for having good plastic surgeons?
I adhere by the tried and tested if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck it must be a duck. Or at least that's what I tell myself so I can sleep at night.
That wasn't offensive. Saying the Eels would kick ass in the finals. Now that is pretty offensive....to my intelligence.
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