I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE! I REALLY THINK SO!

It’s my fault and I really should of known better. Next time I will drape myself in yellow/gold from head to toe to avoid having to listen to any commiserating words other aussies may have to offer.

“Too bad you lost, mate!” they drawl as they drape a comforting arm over my shoulders.

“Yeah I’m really fucking pissed off we went down today, cobber!” I reply in the broadest bogan aussie accent I can muster.

“Yeah maybe next time, eh” they reply.

Or my personal favourite.

“Are you a jap?” Well at least they didn’t say nip.

Hopefully, Australia will never declare war on Korea because that space between my shoulder blades may prove too tempting a target.