Monday, December 05, 2005

10 THINGS I DID IN BRUGGE!

Brugge was beautiful, a picture perfect town where day and night packs of tourists roam freely hunting in packs for lace, chocolate, beer and Tin Tin related paraphernalia. Yes I went to Belgium on the weekend for Barton’s Goodbye Europe Tour 2005.

10. Went to the Tin Tin shop. Blistering barnacles! I had totally forgotten that Belgium was the home of Tin Tin. Ah getting all nostalgic now. Did you read the one where Tin Tin and Snowy got into all that trouble in Nepal and the Thompson twins got arrested and………
9. Ate Italian food all weekend. Yes I could’ve had mussels but didn’t feel like it.
8. I took pictures of old decrepit things – old people, really old buildings, the nightlife
7. Missed our train back to London and had to shell out for another return fare. It’s a tough choice between going back and throwing away 50 quid. I’m throwing it away.
6. Played a mystifying game involving a piece of wood, hammer and nails while drunk.
5. Went to the pub with three hundred beers. Try the Mad Bitch beer. Barton didn’t like it as it was too chewy. 10% beers usually are.
4. Smelt a hostel room after 5 blokes reeking of piss have passed out in it. It reeked!
3. Threw up in Charlie Rocket’s. At least I made it to the bathroom. For other’s the bedding was appropriate. Sweet apple shots and tequila after the train ride did it for me.
2. Got drunk on the Eurostar going to Brussels.

And the number one………

1. Took photo of ambiguous stain on Desh’s bed. I think he may of had an accident. There’s still plenty of conjecture over what it was. Suffice to say that nobody slept there after that.

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