WING WOMAN!

When is a wingman not a wingman? Well when she’s a woman. I went out for a feed and drink with Sandy on Saturday night. I might as well have worn a sign around my neck saying “Leper!” Girls wouldn’t have a bar of me and the Metra was chock full of cute girls. After a while I just gave up and drank. Sandy tried to feed me some crap about it being easier to meet girls with a wing woman. Yeah maybe if you’re a lesbian.