WHAT SHOULD I DO?

I may have mentioned this in passing but it looks very likely at this stage that I will be moving to New York in April. I lie! It’s set in stone as far as my boss is concerned. To quote her “You are going to New York!” I’m not sure why but I’m sort of indifferent to the idea of New York and the only reason I’m considering it is because I need a change. If they had told me I was going to Hong Kong then I would have been jumping around like I’d won the lottery or Average Joe. Let’s look at this subjectively.

PROS

1. It’s a great place to get blitzed.
2. There’s a Korea Town. (Last time I went there I had the kimchi dumplings and almost hurled when I left the restaurant. Must have been a bad batch. Britney likes kimchi because it reminds him of sauerkraut. Weirdo!) Korean food in the UK sucks!
3. Cheap shopping.
4. Americans are friendly. American girls are very friendly. Californians are very, very friendly.
5. Beer Pong.
6. There will be travel to Latin America involved with the new role.
7. Oh yeah and it might be good for my career.

CONS

1. My life would probably spiral uncontrollably into alcoholism and depravity.
2. I wouldn’t know anyone.
3. The legal drinking age is 21.
4. Can’t smoke in bars or clubs.
5. I hate getting grilled at immigration.

I’m still not sure…………