ONE NIGHT IN A NEW YORK DINER!

First night in New York and I was plastered and needing some food so we stopped at a 24 hr diner were we ordered two corn beef and pastrami sandwiches. I’ve never seen so much meat before and I’ve watched more than my fair share of porn.



Met these friendly ladies. Mmmmh 100% Pure Latina. They suggested we go to the grocery store (I thought this was a club) to buy some beers to drink at Britney’s but apparently my mother was also in town and also crashing at Britney’s and we had to regretfully decline the offer.