THIEVING BASTARDS!
The Pergamon is a glorious living breathing tribute to the thieving ability of colonial Germany. From what I can tell, they stole a fuck load of shit but not as much stuff as the English as a trip to the British Museum will testify. This must surely piss off the descendents of these countries from which all precious antiquities have been “borrowed”. I know I’d be annoyed.
Anyway, it has the most impressive collection of gay Spartan pottery I have ever seen by far. Daily Spartan life seems to have consisted of lots of naked wrestling, masturbating and sitting around in short skirts with your tool hanging out. Sounds like Mykonos.
Anyway, it has the most impressive collection of gay Spartan pottery I have ever seen by far. Daily Spartan life seems to have consisted of lots of naked wrestling, masturbating and sitting around in short skirts with your tool hanging out. Sounds like Mykonos.
As I briskly made my way around the museum, which I often like to do as I find them incredibly boring, suddenly there she was staring back at me. I was gobsmacked. I loved everything about her, her serene smile, her golden orangey flawless skin, her funky taste in hats.
Is it wrong to be attracted to a long dead Egyptian queen? Probably.
Egyptian Dirty Sanchez 5000 B.C.
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hoon - glad you are well mate
send us an email, and dont worry, i am 30 in less than a month...
Can you tell it's friggin winter here? It's too dark, cold and miserable to go outside.
Hence i'll be putting more rubbish on here.
Nattie's got my email address. I've stupidly misplaced yours.
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