NEW YEAR PUB CRAWL

How was your New Year’s? I went on a pub crawl with a bunch of strangers, drank champagne in a car park in Berlin, frantically waving a sparkler wondering why the fuck I was there and was sexually assaulted by a fat lezzo as the night lit up around me with enough gun powder to win a small war in the Congo. It was surprisingly fun. My night that is, not the lezzo.