A GROVELING PUBLIC APOLOGY!

It has been brought to my attention that I may have caused offence last Saturday night. I may have mentioned in passing that “I thought you looked slutty in those fishnets”. For some inexplicable reason I never thought that you would be offended and I humbly apologise if I caused any hurt in any way. To punish myself I’m issuing a groveling public apology. Please consider the following as mitigating factors though it still doesn’t excuse my actions in any way -

1. I had drunk 7 tequila shots.
2. I thought I was talking to Prieshka.
3. I assure you that I was not being serious. You looked totally cool. Not slutty at all.
4. I was practicing my ghetto slang. For example. Phat doesn’t mean you are obese but hot. You are bad means good. Yes means no……….just disregard this one.

It has been brought to my attention that this doesn't come across as a real apology. If this is the case then I'm also sorry about that as well.