SHANGHAI – GOD DAMN CHINESE IS FUN

I made a major break through in Mandarin today while walking down Nanjing Xi Lu, my first chinese sentence. After just a few lessons, I had finally constructed my first understandable phrase. I felt a joy that only a mother could feel as their child babbles their first words.

Ni xihuan wo de xiao di di ma? Do you like my willy?

Shirley was suitably embarrassed as I shouted it out load as we walked down the street jam packed with shoppers.