I OFTEN WONDER WHAT PANDA TASTES LIKE!

This is by far the funniest article I have read all year. It's so bizzare it's like something out of South Park.

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2006-05-11/news/xtreme-cuisine/1

My favourite quotes

"Nuge kinda crazy," says Yamamoto. "In Japanese, they say 'kuru-kuru-paa.' You see that film March of the Penguins? Remember how mother go get food to eat, then walk a long way back to ice where father keep nest? We lie on slope, fire on mother penguin as they walk back. Nuge, he shoot flaming arrow at one penguin, and scare many away. Penguin explode, they have so much oil in body. He run down and eat it right there, while still on arrow! He can't wait, he so hungry for penguin."

"I fix her penguin liver pâté, with peppercorn and Armagnac. She stay with me the night and we make love for 15 hour, she love pâté so much. I love her long time. This before I have girlfriend. She say I too controversy to write about. Too controversy!"

"One day I hope I can cook whole Mexcan," sighs Yamamoto. "Maybe baby Mexcan that mother sell to me. Then I make for my good friend. I know Senator will like to eat Mexcan. He only like Mexcan when on his dinner plate."