I'M DREAMING OF A NOT SO WHITE CHRISTMAS

I had agreed to go to a christmas ball where the theme was black tie and oriental. It was interesting to say the least. I’ll take any chance to get the Kelly Country tux out for a run and promptly asked my mother to send it out to me. Unfortunately it didn’t get here in time and perhaps when I think about it, it probably wasn’t very cost effective to send an $80 polyester/wool mix tux to England (but thanks for the Tim Tams Mum).

I asked Hodges to come along as I know he loves a good buffet i.e. he has the fever bad. My night was looking up when I showed up and found that I was seated on a table full of girls. Woohoo! Not long after, I was moved to another table. I was absolutely spewing. Besides that my highlight was the red vomit on the dance floor and the blithering mess who had created it.

Sandy after sucking a lemon