SLUT AND LEGLESS
Yet another Sunday night spent at the Slug. In my defence, my extreme proximity to the place makes it difficult not to call it my local. I can literally see the place from my front door. I now find it strangely comforting that after a few snake bites you can find yourself tapping your feet to classics like Jump (For My Love) by the Pointer Sisters, leering at the bar staff as they take their tops off and I challenge you not to have a tear in your eye as the aussie anthem is played at closing (now 12AM for extra drunkeness).
For the nostalgic a slug medley
Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms
Can feel you up
Jump, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
The Slug Count - TWO
Desh is serenading me with live music from the Craig David concert. He is actually singing which is worse.
For the nostalgic a slug medley
Jump, jump for my love
Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms
Can feel you up
Jump, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then
Jump, jump for my love
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
The Slug Count - TWO
Desh is serenading me with live music from the Craig David concert. He is actually singing which is worse.
2 Comments:
you should have seen Desh at the concert......he was bopping more than the 16 year old screaming girls......I think at one point he even screamed...."I love you Craig!!Take it off!!!!"
Thanks Hooner - now I can always find out what you are up to. God bless the World wide web!
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