I HAVE GREAT TITS!
Wow another rough weekend on the sauce. The omens were good when I quickly glanced at baggygreen before leaving work and we were 7 for 297. All was good as early English hope was being slowly strangled by typical Australian sheer bloody mindedness.
Caught up with the girls at Metra bar and to my utmost surprise the place was full of chongers. Sandy had come through with the goods. Now to be absolutely honest it was refreshing to be in a bar and actually be one of the taller fellas in the bar. I felt like Gulliver when he first step foot on the isle of Lilliput. Gulliver mused “God damn these guys are short!”
It was all good until the music started playing. I hate R&B! Nevertheless I soldiered on got very drunk and grooved the night away to classic R&B tunes by some guy with that band aid on his face (or is that hip hop?) and that other classic hit by some girl with big hair and tight pants.
What is it with chicks and time? “We’re five minutes away” Actual translation. “We’re twenty minutes away”
Quote from Anh "I have great tits but an average face!" By the way before all you women's lib types out there inundate me with abusive emails. I politely asked for her permission which was duly given. I think I said "Can I please take a picture of your chest?"
"Im drowning in a sea of booty!" Shane grinning like a cheshire cat.
I know the Earl of Sandwich first created the sandwich in 1762 when he asked for meat to be placed bewteen two slices of bread but I like this version better. Sandwich anyone? Anyone?
This is a classic shot. I think almost every time I have taken photos at a club there will be one of Deshie doing this “I’m going off!” pose. By the way when they put Bangara on Deshie didn’t go crazy like all the other Indians. I think he’s a fake injun! I had to virtually force him to do the Henny Penny dance.
Who said I cant dance? In your face Sandy! In your face!
I went to a boat party with Carroll on Saturday. I’d never been to one before so thought it’d be a laugh. Take one boat with two decks, add DJs and assorted groupies, add alcohol and other substances, turn up the volume while sailing down the Thames and voila you have a boat party.
I had a great time and met some cool people and also some weird ones. Weird old guy smoking a reefer. “Unintelligible muttering…..Yeah man! I spend a year in Thailand and three months in the UK” “What molesting small boys” I thought. Anyway they played some really cool house tunes and I happily spent the rest of the night busting a groove.
To celebrate the first Ashes test victory even more Ashes haiku……
Spin Revolutions
Warne Adulturous Wrist Spin
Batsmen Guess And Miss
Caught up with the girls at Metra bar and to my utmost surprise the place was full of chongers. Sandy had come through with the goods. Now to be absolutely honest it was refreshing to be in a bar and actually be one of the taller fellas in the bar. I felt like Gulliver when he first step foot on the isle of Lilliput. Gulliver mused “God damn these guys are short!”
It was all good until the music started playing. I hate R&B! Nevertheless I soldiered on got very drunk and grooved the night away to classic R&B tunes by some guy with that band aid on his face (or is that hip hop?) and that other classic hit by some girl with big hair and tight pants.
What is it with chicks and time? “We’re five minutes away” Actual translation. “We’re twenty minutes away”
Quote from Anh "I have great tits but an average face!" By the way before all you women's lib types out there inundate me with abusive emails. I politely asked for her permission which was duly given. I think I said "Can I please take a picture of your chest?"
"Im drowning in a sea of booty!" Shane grinning like a cheshire cat.
I know the Earl of Sandwich first created the sandwich in 1762 when he asked for meat to be placed bewteen two slices of bread but I like this version better. Sandwich anyone? Anyone?
This is a classic shot. I think almost every time I have taken photos at a club there will be one of Deshie doing this “I’m going off!” pose. By the way when they put Bangara on Deshie didn’t go crazy like all the other Indians. I think he’s a fake injun! I had to virtually force him to do the Henny Penny dance.
Who said I cant dance? In your face Sandy! In your face!
I went to a boat party with Carroll on Saturday. I’d never been to one before so thought it’d be a laugh. Take one boat with two decks, add DJs and assorted groupies, add alcohol and other substances, turn up the volume while sailing down the Thames and voila you have a boat party.
I had a great time and met some cool people and also some weird ones. Weird old guy smoking a reefer. “Unintelligible muttering…..Yeah man! I spend a year in Thailand and three months in the UK” “What molesting small boys” I thought. Anyway they played some really cool house tunes and I happily spent the rest of the night busting a groove.
To celebrate the first Ashes test victory even more Ashes haiku……
Spin Revolutions
Warne Adulturous Wrist Spin
Batsmen Guess And Miss
posted by Hooner at 10:55 am
1 Comments:
the comment 'i have great tits but an average face'... reply 'but your face isn't bad either' was supposed to come after!..from the champagne whore.
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