CRAIG DAVID OR DAVID CRAIG?
I took an immediate dislike to him when I met him. My dyslexic grandpappy once said "never trust a man with two first names". I tend to agree with pappy god bless his soul.
I never liked how he would boast about the girls he met and hated the fact that he had more free time than me. He once said to me “I met this girl on Monday took her for a drink on Tuesday we were making love by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday”
His constant womanising disgusted me. “So I went in then we sat down start kissing caressing told me about jacuzzi sounded interesting so we jumped right in all calls diverted to answer phone” he sleazed. “Don’t you have any respect for women?” I replied.
But what really irritated me was the way he always communicated in song so in the end I just told him to fuck off!
I hope this makes it clear. No I don’t want to go to the Craig David concert with you Yudesh!
I love this joke………
I was asked to run a marathon. I said, "Pi*s off".
They said "come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."
Then I thought........fu*k it, I could win this
I never liked how he would boast about the girls he met and hated the fact that he had more free time than me. He once said to me “I met this girl on Monday took her for a drink on Tuesday we were making love by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday”
His constant womanising disgusted me. “So I went in then we sat down start kissing caressing told me about jacuzzi sounded interesting so we jumped right in all calls diverted to answer phone” he sleazed. “Don’t you have any respect for women?” I replied.
But what really irritated me was the way he always communicated in song so in the end I just told him to fuck off!
I hope this makes it clear. No I don’t want to go to the Craig David concert with you Yudesh!
I love this joke………
I was asked to run a marathon. I said, "Pi*s off".
They said "come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."
Then I thought........fu*k it, I could win this
posted by Hooner at 1:15 pm
2 Comments:
deshy - if hoon is serious that you were trying to entice him to a david craig concert, well, my firstborn will no longer be named after you, as was the original plan...
Dools I was not trying to drag him to a craig david concert rather it was bunch of girls who were keen for him to come along. They seem to think he would like that type of event.
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